I Was A Strange Online Media Buyer
02-Nov-08
Mainly in that I didn’t take bribes. I mean, I took them, but I didn’t consciously make decisions based on them. In fact, I once had to make a choice between two publishers, and one of the two took me to the US Open. I chose the other publisher, because that was the only way I could convince myself that I hadn’t been bought.
I was also strange in that I understood ad trafficking, behavioral targeting, HTTP requests, Javascript calls, PHP includes, and a lot of other things that people on the business side usually can’t be bothered to learn, because they’re too busy taking each other out to lunch.
I refused to send RFPs with MediaVisor, because, having worked on the publishing side, I knew how annoying it is to be forced to used MediaVisor. A sales rep from Doubleclick once said to me, incredulously, “But MediaVisor will make your job easier!” But, as I told her, my goal was not simply to make my own job easier. I thought there was value in making the jobs of others easier as well… not just clients, but also vendors. People - intelligent people, anyway - work harder when they’re treated with respect and sympathy for their own problems.
However, by “problems,” I do not mean the problem of how to sell me something. I got bored and irritated with sales reps from publishers cold-calling or emailing me and offering to bring in pizza for my whole team, if only we would sit through yet another cookie-cutter PowerPoint that consists of little more than a few screenshots of the site and some data pulled from MRI or Nielsen.
In fact, the little media department I ran produced a templated response to such requests. Emails offering to bring us luch or logo-printed pens would be met with a “mad libs” style document, in which the eager beavers could fill in their targeting methodology, their impressions per month, their rich media specs, and what SOV we might get for a $10k trial campaign. I don’t think anyone ever actually filled it out, but it did get some of the more annoying reps to finally leave us alone.
I was a strange online media buyer, because, sitting at a conference table covered in food and pens and notebooks with the publisher’s logo on them, I would interrup the pretty young rep to tell her that the statistics she was parroting were provably false, that the advanced targeting methodology she was bragging about did not yet exist, that the $10k/day “branding” ad on the homepage was a bad joke.
I was a strange online media buyer, because I spent most of my time thinking about the best way to buy media, and I knew what I was talking about.
I also did some offline (”traditional”) media planning and buying, and there was a lot in that regard that I didn’t know. Reps taught me. A more experienced traditional buyer taught me a lot.
What’s the difference?






